Prancer Sighting in Washington, DC

I have some exciting news!!!

Today, I discovered a portal between the Arlington Cemetery metro platform and THE NORTH POLE!!! Don’t believe me? Read on.

I was riding the metro to work. Unlike the lame tourist (and sensible professionals) who take a seat or hold on to the metro rails, I have learned how to stand still and balance like a surfer. I’m really proud of this and brag about it frequently. Important to note: balancing usually causes me to look out the side windows instead of keeping my glance straight ahead. Continue reading